Thursday, November 28, 2013

this doesn't concern me as much as it used to

I've been on a lot of online communities in my time; gaming forums/communities, fitness (hah! but true), some other stuff.

And a lot of these forums have an arc where it's great, the people get known, then the shit-tards flood in, the signal:noise ratio bottoms out, and the quality posters move on and the place is just a cesspool you never visit any more.

I've seen it happen a lot. 10 times, minimum.
I've always thought of myself as "a quality poster", but what if I'm just one of the early adopter shit-tards?
I hope that's the case, because good work everyone. We're shittarding the internet.


Sunday, September 8, 2013

just finished fringe festival show

The show was great; the other performers were awesome.
I did great too! Two tons of shit-flavored fun.

Potential of youtube set but no promises. . . show was recorded though.

Followed show about my daughter shitting; daughter shitting a massive one.
Yeah!

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

I AM SHUTTING DOWN MY BLOG BECAUSE OF THE NSA

Not really but who would notice amirite?

I am going to be appearing at the Fringe Festival on September 8th, as part of the "I Shit You Not" show.I will be off-book because the producers of this show are giant dicks who make me memorize things.
YOU DIDN'T MAKE DAVID SEDARIS MEMORIZE HIS ESSAYS
Finally, a way to be compared to David Sedaris that doesn't involve our equivalent skills at basketball*.





* that could very well get me sued for slander