As with all things in my illustrious career of writing/blogging, I try and build up an audience and then SPLIT!
For some reason, I decided to buy the domain name www.goingtharn.com because if there's one thing I learned in marketing, it's having a domain name that in no way really identifies YOU to the product is a Great Thing.
Shit, I don't even have any decent jokes about tharn. Or even rabbits, for that matter. I wrote an awesomely great one 3 months ago, but it relies upon the audience knowing what hassenpfeffer is. In my thoroughly unscientific polls, it turned out basically nobody did.
It was on Looney Tunes, for chrissakes.
I'm not sure if the lack of hassenpfeffer knowledge should cause me to lower my opinion about America, but it combined with polls indicating McCain't and Obama are tied are just about pushing me over the edge.
To quote Bill Hicks: "Hitler had the right idea, he was just an underachiever."
www.goingtharn.com is coming soon.
www.johnbarrytech.com is also coming soon, but that's more professional than the bullshit that is here. Naturally there will be many ways to tie the two together, because I like losing job opportunities for my comedy lies.