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In case any future employers (or, hell, current) come a sniffin' around here:
This is a Comedy Blog.
Chances are you disagree with almost everything in it.
What you should marvel at is my communications skills, my flair for analogy ( e.g. ), and the amazing job I do hiding my racist viewpoints.
I could hide those viewpoints at your business if you'd like.
I'm also good at pushing broads around.
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