Happy birthday to me.
This was an eventful year. I got someone pregnant on purpose. It's almost like reverse suicide. Screw you universe, now there's more of me!
And at the same time, life as you knew it is over.
To reinforce this, we gave away my couch to my brother, and we got a dining room set.
We currently have no couch. It is terrible.
A new one is being delivered on Friday.
My problems are great.
Happy Birthday to me, indeed.
Next one's gonna be a bit different.