Tuesday, June 14, 2011

pardon me while I whip this out

So let's see:
  • establish a policy to "end-around" the 8th amendment (no cruel and unusual punishment) so we can torture alleged terrorists
  • Subvert the fourth amendment by instituting a national wire-tapping service, undermining the people's rights for their papers to be private
  • Lie our way into a war that has cost over 5000 Americans and untold Iraqis
  • While in said war, "lose" $6.1 billion
  • Text your dick pic to some girls

Only one of these has caused a hue and cry in the media.
If it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

Also, fuck you America.

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