It makes me want to write five sentences that have business jargon splattered all over it. I deleted one that used "stakeholder".
The only way it would have been an appropriate sentence was "I was the stakeholder so I had to kill the vampire."
And I've had to do no such thing lately.
So vampires have been big, witches were sort of a thing for a while, wizards are probably a fading thing these days unless Rowling pulls something out of the air, the Onion made a call but I'm not buying it any more than their article on the Abortionplex, even though it seems completely plausible.
And we can't forget zombies.
So what's next?
I hope it's Robotech during the Invid invasion. Cyclones!