Walled Garden or not, iPhone's better

In the heady days when I first got the android I was excited.

Now?

It's a piece of shit. The market's fragmented, and I don't want to spend the fucking time to deal with the day to day tasks of supporting a phone.

Because that's what this shitbox is - a support task.

I don't want a support task. I don't want to handle all this shit.
I don't want 4 different apps to determine how to do something.
I don't want 3 fucking versions of Google Music on my phone, where they only work some of the time.

Speaking of some of the time, my camera stopped saving pictures, though I have plenty of space. It's a permissions issue or something.
Another fucking support task.

Fuck Android phones.