Because Every Single Blog does an April Fool's joke (and the aggregators like /. are the worst offenders) my RSS feed gets reset right after April 1.
Today it was around 10:22 PM, when I gently segued from a completely real article to a slightly implausible but "hey science is great" into "Ashton Kutcher To Play Steve Jobs in Upcoming Film" so I knew I'd Gone Too Far.
Bam, hit "Mark All As Read".
And my RSS reader is reborn. But not void of sin, because it's the internet amirite?
Ok I'm tired and want to sleep. Sorry for the lame post.