Tuesday, August 27, 2013

I AM SHUTTING DOWN MY BLOG BECAUSE OF THE NSA

Not really but who would notice amirite?

I am going to be appearing at the Fringe Festival on September 8th, as part of the "I Shit You Not" show.I will be off-book because the producers of this show are giant dicks who make me memorize things.
YOU DIDN'T MAKE DAVID SEDARIS MEMORIZE HIS ESSAYS
Finally, a way to be compared to David Sedaris that doesn't involve our equivalent skills at basketball*.





* that could very well get me sued for slander

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