Not really but who would notice amirite?
I am going to be appearing at the Fringe Festival on September 8th, as part of the "I Shit You Not" show.I will be off-book because the producers of this show are giant dicks who make me memorize things.
YOU DIDN'T MAKE DAVID SEDARIS MEMORIZE HIS ESSAYS
Finally, a way to be compared to David Sedaris that doesn't involve our equivalent skills at basketball*.
* that could very well get me sued for slander